What is this handbasket we’re in, and where is it going?

Now that’s abominable

Japanese scientist have finally done it – provided incontrovertible proof in the existence of the yeti.  Despite the failure to attain footage of the yeti on film, the expedition’s primary objective, they were able to record footage of the holy grail of cyrptozoology – footprints.

Yeti on the left - human on the right

Yeti on the left - human on the right

Looks more like a melt pattern from taking a leak in the snow to me, but what do I know?  Anyway, this raises a lot of existential questions about evolution, creation, and the hairiest man alive.  It also emboldens the embattled science of cryptozoology.  Expect the discovery of Fear Iiath fecal matter next year!

Godspeed, Japanese scientists.  Here’s a little clip to inspire you and guide you on your search.

I still have nightmares about that damn thing.


October 20, 2008 - Posted by | All the news that's fit to hear

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